Post by Drew Stevenson on Jun 11, 2015 20:42:20 GMT -8
“Ladies and Gentlemen!”
The voice that rang out was enough to send chills down peoples spines because they just couldn’t stand the man. It was the now manager to the man known as BURAI, Alex Bradford.
Bradford: “If you are not aware of who I am PLEASE allow me to introduce myself! You may call me the best manager in the business! You may even call me the Connoisseur of TRUE Wrestling Talent! My name, ladies and gentlemen, is Alex Bradford and I am here to bring to you the hottest stars in the business! And on Wednesday, June 17th, I will be representing not just one but TWO of the single best athletes to EVER step foot inside of the squared circle!”
Bradford pauses, a big smirk with a smile comes to his face.
Bradford: “First, in the corner to my left! Coming in at Five Feet and Ten Inches tall, weighing one hundred and eighty pounds! He is the greatest talent to come across the seas the the United States in the past TWENTY-FIVE YEARS! He is the Japanese Sensation, baby! The man who kicks you so hard, he makes your heart skip a beat! He is the ONE and the ONLY, BURAI! Ooooh yeah baby and that’s not all! Because in the corner to my right, coming to you at Six Feet, Two inches tall, and weighing in at two hundred and sixty five pounds when he carries that BEAUTIFUL fifteen pounds of gold around his waist, he is the THIRTY-THREE TIME-- WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Annnd you’re current reigning and defending, heavyweight champion of the WOOORRLLLLLD.. The EMERALD himself! The technical mastermind that broke Frank Washington’s legs without a second thought! My long time friend… Drew FREAKIN’ Stevenson, baby!”
All men shared a laugh for a moment as next to Bradford stands the two men he will be managing at Gold Rush against Cocheese and that disgusting rodent called Roach, and those men would be BURAI and Drew Stevenson, the current reigning and defending GGW Heavyweight Champion.
Bradford: “This night has been a glorious night, my friends! And IC3 has been a very generous man and he has paired me with Drew Stevenson, a man that goes back with me quite a ways. A man I’ve got a respect for that nobody else could begin to understand. I understand why Drew did what he did to Frank Washington. I understand why Drew has taken the risks that he has, and BURAI understands too! And with Drew Stevenson being the legend that he is, BURAI is honored to be part of this tag team. However BURAI is not pleased with the scum that he has to stand across from! Cocheese is a man I used to have a wide respect for… until HE jumped the line and went right after Drew and he even had to have help to do it! Cocheese, once a man I said was one of the toughest men in this business has resorted to cowardice A man that once always expressed he’d handle his own battles and was so quick to call people out… has flipped sides and needed help to do it! He needed the help of that jezebel Shawna Martinez, and that scum that likes to call himself “Roach!”
Bradford just shook his head. Drew smirked in the background, holding his championship over his shoulder and BURAI stood there, keeping the intense look on his face that he was ready for action.
Bradford: “Now, I know Frankie is going to do what he can and say whatever comes out of his mouth to justify his actions but nobody like Frankie Cocheese calls in backup and flips around on a man that just three months ago was acting like his best friend! See, that’s always been the nature of Cocheese though-- do what it takes to get ahead… admirable.. until he’s the one stepping on the American Flag JUST like he is right now! By the way, since y’all are a couple of insects, I don’t expect your brains to wrap around that one so let me go ahead and let ya know… that was what we call a meeetaaapphooor. I’ll go ahead and let y’all figure that one out. But it’s great, Frankie! It’s amazing! It’s SPECTACULARR! (Bradford rolls the R at the end). I’m glad you were able to dig your old friend out of the sewer where he lived off of fecal matter for the past two years because he’s the only friend you’ll have anymore at this point. But you see, my parnter here, BURAI, he doesn’t have a need for friends because to him, friends make him weak. There’s people he respects, and people he doesn’t respect, that’s it. And the people he doesn’t respect? He kicks them. Just look at what happened to Dash Miles! Now the poor guy has a stuttering problem because BURAI kicked him in the head! Of course they’ll fix it in post-production but don’t let video edits fool you! And ya know what? I almost forgot! I’ve got a gift for the two of you! Hey Drew!
Drew Stevenson: “What’s up, bud?”
Bradford: “Hand me that can over there, will ya?”
Drew: “You mean this one?”
Bradford: “Yup! That’s the one indeed!”
Drew: “Haha! Too perfect.”
Bradford: “I know, right?! I thought so too. When we’re done you may wanna spray that title belt to keep them away.”
Drew: “That’s a really good idea.”
BURAI: “Drew spray championship, then BURAI kick!”
Bradford: “I don’t think I could have said it better myself, BURAI! See my friends, this here is a can of pesticide! Good old fashioned Raid! I mean, there was no way that I couldn’t come prepared into this battle against the two of you without really knowing what I was getting into, right?! If you hang out with roaches then you’re just as disgusting as them. Ya smell, ya crowd around garbage and filthy places! When people walk into a restaurant or a building and they see roaches? That place will either be shut down or has been shut down because that’s violating all KINDS of health codes! And I really don’t feel like getting sick! Hell we may even do the people a favor a give them face masks so they don’t have to breathe in the air around you two because we really do care! And trust me, if either of you come ANYWHERE near me? Oh I’ll have this and many more where that came from! Locked and loaded babay!”
BURAI stands back, his hands clenched together, Drew taking a drink from a champagne glass, his belt resting comfortably on his shoulder and Bradford has a big smirk.
Bradford: “See, Roaches and insects alike… they’re inferior to the likes of us. They’re inferior to even the most pathetic of people because all we gotta do is bring our foot down and deal with a little crunch and they’re dead. One of you might take pride in being a roach but you’re both insects to the likes of us and we’ll be hearin’ that crunk real soon when we crush you under our boots like the scum that you are. The fact that the two of you are living and breathing alone is enough for us to crush you. BURAI doesn’t like insects, he squashes them. Drew doesn’t like insects. Usually he’ll hire somebody to squash ‘em for him unless they really bug him like I know the two of you are after Gold Rush so he’ll crush ya. And I ESPECIALLY don’t like insects. Like a roach you only come out when it’s blind to the victim but we’re about to close off all exits and turn the lights on, boys. Maybe you’ll put up a decent fight against these two warriors when ya can’t get ‘em from behind… or maybe they’ll crush you like the insects that you are. Maybe they’ll even show mercy and let ya go back to the hole that you crawled out of! I mean, I wouldn’t count on it but since you’re a couple of cowards anyway… why not? You’d be saving us all a whole lot of trouble. The differences between both sides is astounding! Don’t you agree, Drew?”
Quickly stepping up to the proverbial plate, Stevenson has this very shit eating grin stretched along his face.
"Of course the differences are astounding Mr. Bradford because on one side, you have two men stepping into that ring who have nothing but class and on the other, well, needless to say that I do believe I saw one of them working on the street corner and I saw the other trying to buy him if you catch my drift."
As Bradford and Stevenson both laugh after his reference, the tempo completely changes to that of a more serious manner as Stevenson stares right into the camera.
"You know something, it's never been a secret that Frankie Cocheese is jealous of Drew Stevenson and that's because I have what Frankie could never have and that is the wealth, the looks, the ladies and of course; the God-given talent to go anywhere and be the best in the world."
Smiling very arrogantly, Bradford reaches over and slaps Drew on the back of the shoulder as he is a big supporter of the champion. Keeping that arrogant smile stretched along his handsomely chiseled face, Stevenson places the Golden Gate Wrestling Championship up onto his left shoulder while continuing to speak because let me tell you, he has a lot to say.
"Oh yeah Frankie, don't even try to deny it because the last time you were at my house? I saw the lust in your eyes, I saw just how much that you envied what I had and Hell, I even let you take one of my prized cars out for a ride and this is how you repay me? I would be lying if I said I was surprised but truth be told? I'm not surprised and that's because you've never been loyal to the people that matter the most. I remember a few months ago Frankie, you were all over Scotty's ass about how he came in and jumped in line yet look where you're at right now Frankie -- you are doing the exact same thing that you preached against. I remember it all too well because you sat there and you talked, and you talked, and you damn near crucified Scotty verbally for doing that yet you turn around and pull the exact same thing."
Looking away from the camera, he was clearly disgusted at how Frankie was acting but he was going to make it right come Gold Rush.
"I've always known it in the back of my mind Frankie but you proved it when you came out to that ring and ruined my celebration, ruined a moment in my life that I worked so hard for. You see Frankie, you proved to me and the rest of the world that you're just like the Washington's and that is that you're nothing more than a hypocrite. I remember Frankie when you and I used to sit around talking about people being real. Man, you always used to act like you hated all of the fake people in this world but the moment that I proved to everybody watching that I was the absolute best wrestler today? You showed me just how fake that you are when you stabbed me right in the back. You showed me that you don't know what the term "real" means but I'm here to tell you Frankie; you go ahead and you be jealous of everything that I have because the closest that you are EVER going to get having what I have is if you print out photographs and paste them in your house. You want all of the cars that I have Frankie? The closest that you're going to get is if you go to your local Walmart or in your case, the nearest garage sale and by a hot wheels version of that car. You want the ladies that I get Frankie? Well, let's be honest with one another -- women like that want a REAL man and quite frankly; you simply don't measure up."
Being completely fired up now, he was almost yelling at the camera as he was very disappointed with what his "brother" decided to pull at the last edition of Gold Rush.
"Oh yeah Frankie, you heard me loud and clear, you don't measure up to the kind of man that I am. I am the kind of man that can never be replaced, I am the kind of man that when I step foot into a promotion? Every single person gets down on their knees, they bow and they thank the good Lord that I was given to them. However, what about you Frankie? You see, the one thing that you have never understood is that matter how good that you have been in that ring? I have ALWAYS been better and just like every other time that you and I have squared off against one another -- I am going to be better once again and I'm going to make sure that you go to the bottom of the barrel, exactly where you belong."
Having pointed at the camera with his pointy finger on his left hand, Stevenson, who is fired up and ready to go reaches down and pulled off his very expensive shoe as he holds it up to the camera while continuing to speak.
"Roach, you little piss ant, what makes you think that you can come into MY house and immediately put your hands on the champion? You see this shoe right here? This shoe costs more than your house and yet you truly believe in your heart of hearts that you deserve a shot at ME, the GGW Champion?"
Looking over at Bradford, both of them begin to laugh rather hysterically as Stevenson slips his shoe back on to his foot and continues to speak.
"You know something Roach, normally I would refer to you on a first name basis but that's not going to happen because you proved to me and to the entire world that you are nothing more than a dirty, nasty, disgusting little insect that needs to be stomped. Now, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking that I don't have it in me to stop you and Frankie -- isn't that right Roach? Well let me tell you something pal, I may not want to get my expensive Alligator shoes dirty and ruined but you best believe that once I lace up my boots? You are going to find out FIRSTHAND that you are stepping into that ring against the absolute best that the world has to offer, the GGW Champion and if you think that you have EVER stepped into that ring against a man of my caliber before?"
Chuckling, he takes a step back and shows off his very expensive suit, his shoes as well as the richest prize in our business today; the GGW Championship.
"I'm here to tell you, you have no idea what you are in store for. The very moment that you and Frankie decided to step into MY ring? You made the biggest mistake of your life pal and I'm going to make you realize the mistake that you made once you are in the center of that ring begging for mercy, begging for me to release The Career Killer let me be the first to tell you, the moment that you stuck your nose where it didn't belong? You got exactly what you were shooting for, you got the attention of the champ and now that you have it? I promise you, you're not going to like it!"
Staring into the camera with very wide, intense eyes, Bradford reaches out and pats Drew on the back which causes him to snap out of his intense like state. Holding the GGW Championship belt firmly on his left shoulder, Stevenson, Bradford and Burai all head torwards a limousine that has been waiting for them. Climbing into the limousine one by one, after they all get in, the driver shuts the door and after a mere moment later -- the limousine speeds off out of view as our promo is finished and thus; we fade to black.
The voice that rang out was enough to send chills down peoples spines because they just couldn’t stand the man. It was the now manager to the man known as BURAI, Alex Bradford.
Bradford: “If you are not aware of who I am PLEASE allow me to introduce myself! You may call me the best manager in the business! You may even call me the Connoisseur of TRUE Wrestling Talent! My name, ladies and gentlemen, is Alex Bradford and I am here to bring to you the hottest stars in the business! And on Wednesday, June 17th, I will be representing not just one but TWO of the single best athletes to EVER step foot inside of the squared circle!”
Bradford pauses, a big smirk with a smile comes to his face.
Bradford: “First, in the corner to my left! Coming in at Five Feet and Ten Inches tall, weighing one hundred and eighty pounds! He is the greatest talent to come across the seas the the United States in the past TWENTY-FIVE YEARS! He is the Japanese Sensation, baby! The man who kicks you so hard, he makes your heart skip a beat! He is the ONE and the ONLY, BURAI! Ooooh yeah baby and that’s not all! Because in the corner to my right, coming to you at Six Feet, Two inches tall, and weighing in at two hundred and sixty five pounds when he carries that BEAUTIFUL fifteen pounds of gold around his waist, he is the THIRTY-THREE TIME-- WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Annnd you’re current reigning and defending, heavyweight champion of the WOOORRLLLLLD.. The EMERALD himself! The technical mastermind that broke Frank Washington’s legs without a second thought! My long time friend… Drew FREAKIN’ Stevenson, baby!”
All men shared a laugh for a moment as next to Bradford stands the two men he will be managing at Gold Rush against Cocheese and that disgusting rodent called Roach, and those men would be BURAI and Drew Stevenson, the current reigning and defending GGW Heavyweight Champion.
Bradford: “This night has been a glorious night, my friends! And IC3 has been a very generous man and he has paired me with Drew Stevenson, a man that goes back with me quite a ways. A man I’ve got a respect for that nobody else could begin to understand. I understand why Drew did what he did to Frank Washington. I understand why Drew has taken the risks that he has, and BURAI understands too! And with Drew Stevenson being the legend that he is, BURAI is honored to be part of this tag team. However BURAI is not pleased with the scum that he has to stand across from! Cocheese is a man I used to have a wide respect for… until HE jumped the line and went right after Drew and he even had to have help to do it! Cocheese, once a man I said was one of the toughest men in this business has resorted to cowardice A man that once always expressed he’d handle his own battles and was so quick to call people out… has flipped sides and needed help to do it! He needed the help of that jezebel Shawna Martinez, and that scum that likes to call himself “Roach!”
Bradford just shook his head. Drew smirked in the background, holding his championship over his shoulder and BURAI stood there, keeping the intense look on his face that he was ready for action.
Bradford: “Now, I know Frankie is going to do what he can and say whatever comes out of his mouth to justify his actions but nobody like Frankie Cocheese calls in backup and flips around on a man that just three months ago was acting like his best friend! See, that’s always been the nature of Cocheese though-- do what it takes to get ahead… admirable.. until he’s the one stepping on the American Flag JUST like he is right now! By the way, since y’all are a couple of insects, I don’t expect your brains to wrap around that one so let me go ahead and let ya know… that was what we call a meeetaaapphooor. I’ll go ahead and let y’all figure that one out. But it’s great, Frankie! It’s amazing! It’s SPECTACULARR! (Bradford rolls the R at the end). I’m glad you were able to dig your old friend out of the sewer where he lived off of fecal matter for the past two years because he’s the only friend you’ll have anymore at this point. But you see, my parnter here, BURAI, he doesn’t have a need for friends because to him, friends make him weak. There’s people he respects, and people he doesn’t respect, that’s it. And the people he doesn’t respect? He kicks them. Just look at what happened to Dash Miles! Now the poor guy has a stuttering problem because BURAI kicked him in the head! Of course they’ll fix it in post-production but don’t let video edits fool you! And ya know what? I almost forgot! I’ve got a gift for the two of you! Hey Drew!
Drew Stevenson: “What’s up, bud?”
Bradford: “Hand me that can over there, will ya?”
Drew: “You mean this one?”
Bradford: “Yup! That’s the one indeed!”
Drew: “Haha! Too perfect.”
Bradford: “I know, right?! I thought so too. When we’re done you may wanna spray that title belt to keep them away.”
Drew: “That’s a really good idea.”
BURAI: “Drew spray championship, then BURAI kick!”
Bradford: “I don’t think I could have said it better myself, BURAI! See my friends, this here is a can of pesticide! Good old fashioned Raid! I mean, there was no way that I couldn’t come prepared into this battle against the two of you without really knowing what I was getting into, right?! If you hang out with roaches then you’re just as disgusting as them. Ya smell, ya crowd around garbage and filthy places! When people walk into a restaurant or a building and they see roaches? That place will either be shut down or has been shut down because that’s violating all KINDS of health codes! And I really don’t feel like getting sick! Hell we may even do the people a favor a give them face masks so they don’t have to breathe in the air around you two because we really do care! And trust me, if either of you come ANYWHERE near me? Oh I’ll have this and many more where that came from! Locked and loaded babay!”
BURAI stands back, his hands clenched together, Drew taking a drink from a champagne glass, his belt resting comfortably on his shoulder and Bradford has a big smirk.
Bradford: “See, Roaches and insects alike… they’re inferior to the likes of us. They’re inferior to even the most pathetic of people because all we gotta do is bring our foot down and deal with a little crunch and they’re dead. One of you might take pride in being a roach but you’re both insects to the likes of us and we’ll be hearin’ that crunk real soon when we crush you under our boots like the scum that you are. The fact that the two of you are living and breathing alone is enough for us to crush you. BURAI doesn’t like insects, he squashes them. Drew doesn’t like insects. Usually he’ll hire somebody to squash ‘em for him unless they really bug him like I know the two of you are after Gold Rush so he’ll crush ya. And I ESPECIALLY don’t like insects. Like a roach you only come out when it’s blind to the victim but we’re about to close off all exits and turn the lights on, boys. Maybe you’ll put up a decent fight against these two warriors when ya can’t get ‘em from behind… or maybe they’ll crush you like the insects that you are. Maybe they’ll even show mercy and let ya go back to the hole that you crawled out of! I mean, I wouldn’t count on it but since you’re a couple of cowards anyway… why not? You’d be saving us all a whole lot of trouble. The differences between both sides is astounding! Don’t you agree, Drew?”
Quickly stepping up to the proverbial plate, Stevenson has this very shit eating grin stretched along his face.
"Of course the differences are astounding Mr. Bradford because on one side, you have two men stepping into that ring who have nothing but class and on the other, well, needless to say that I do believe I saw one of them working on the street corner and I saw the other trying to buy him if you catch my drift."
As Bradford and Stevenson both laugh after his reference, the tempo completely changes to that of a more serious manner as Stevenson stares right into the camera.
"You know something, it's never been a secret that Frankie Cocheese is jealous of Drew Stevenson and that's because I have what Frankie could never have and that is the wealth, the looks, the ladies and of course; the God-given talent to go anywhere and be the best in the world."
Smiling very arrogantly, Bradford reaches over and slaps Drew on the back of the shoulder as he is a big supporter of the champion. Keeping that arrogant smile stretched along his handsomely chiseled face, Stevenson places the Golden Gate Wrestling Championship up onto his left shoulder while continuing to speak because let me tell you, he has a lot to say.
"Oh yeah Frankie, don't even try to deny it because the last time you were at my house? I saw the lust in your eyes, I saw just how much that you envied what I had and Hell, I even let you take one of my prized cars out for a ride and this is how you repay me? I would be lying if I said I was surprised but truth be told? I'm not surprised and that's because you've never been loyal to the people that matter the most. I remember a few months ago Frankie, you were all over Scotty's ass about how he came in and jumped in line yet look where you're at right now Frankie -- you are doing the exact same thing that you preached against. I remember it all too well because you sat there and you talked, and you talked, and you damn near crucified Scotty verbally for doing that yet you turn around and pull the exact same thing."
Looking away from the camera, he was clearly disgusted at how Frankie was acting but he was going to make it right come Gold Rush.
"I've always known it in the back of my mind Frankie but you proved it when you came out to that ring and ruined my celebration, ruined a moment in my life that I worked so hard for. You see Frankie, you proved to me and the rest of the world that you're just like the Washington's and that is that you're nothing more than a hypocrite. I remember Frankie when you and I used to sit around talking about people being real. Man, you always used to act like you hated all of the fake people in this world but the moment that I proved to everybody watching that I was the absolute best wrestler today? You showed me just how fake that you are when you stabbed me right in the back. You showed me that you don't know what the term "real" means but I'm here to tell you Frankie; you go ahead and you be jealous of everything that I have because the closest that you are EVER going to get having what I have is if you print out photographs and paste them in your house. You want all of the cars that I have Frankie? The closest that you're going to get is if you go to your local Walmart or in your case, the nearest garage sale and by a hot wheels version of that car. You want the ladies that I get Frankie? Well, let's be honest with one another -- women like that want a REAL man and quite frankly; you simply don't measure up."
Being completely fired up now, he was almost yelling at the camera as he was very disappointed with what his "brother" decided to pull at the last edition of Gold Rush.
"Oh yeah Frankie, you heard me loud and clear, you don't measure up to the kind of man that I am. I am the kind of man that can never be replaced, I am the kind of man that when I step foot into a promotion? Every single person gets down on their knees, they bow and they thank the good Lord that I was given to them. However, what about you Frankie? You see, the one thing that you have never understood is that matter how good that you have been in that ring? I have ALWAYS been better and just like every other time that you and I have squared off against one another -- I am going to be better once again and I'm going to make sure that you go to the bottom of the barrel, exactly where you belong."
Having pointed at the camera with his pointy finger on his left hand, Stevenson, who is fired up and ready to go reaches down and pulled off his very expensive shoe as he holds it up to the camera while continuing to speak.
"Roach, you little piss ant, what makes you think that you can come into MY house and immediately put your hands on the champion? You see this shoe right here? This shoe costs more than your house and yet you truly believe in your heart of hearts that you deserve a shot at ME, the GGW Champion?"
Looking over at Bradford, both of them begin to laugh rather hysterically as Stevenson slips his shoe back on to his foot and continues to speak.
"You know something Roach, normally I would refer to you on a first name basis but that's not going to happen because you proved to me and to the entire world that you are nothing more than a dirty, nasty, disgusting little insect that needs to be stomped. Now, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking that I don't have it in me to stop you and Frankie -- isn't that right Roach? Well let me tell you something pal, I may not want to get my expensive Alligator shoes dirty and ruined but you best believe that once I lace up my boots? You are going to find out FIRSTHAND that you are stepping into that ring against the absolute best that the world has to offer, the GGW Champion and if you think that you have EVER stepped into that ring against a man of my caliber before?"
Chuckling, he takes a step back and shows off his very expensive suit, his shoes as well as the richest prize in our business today; the GGW Championship.
"I'm here to tell you, you have no idea what you are in store for. The very moment that you and Frankie decided to step into MY ring? You made the biggest mistake of your life pal and I'm going to make you realize the mistake that you made once you are in the center of that ring begging for mercy, begging for me to release The Career Killer let me be the first to tell you, the moment that you stuck your nose where it didn't belong? You got exactly what you were shooting for, you got the attention of the champ and now that you have it? I promise you, you're not going to like it!"
Staring into the camera with very wide, intense eyes, Bradford reaches out and pats Drew on the back which causes him to snap out of his intense like state. Holding the GGW Championship belt firmly on his left shoulder, Stevenson, Bradford and Burai all head torwards a limousine that has been waiting for them. Climbing into the limousine one by one, after they all get in, the driver shuts the door and after a mere moment later -- the limousine speeds off out of view as our promo is finished and thus; we fade to black.
