Post by Da Fantasy Fulfilla on Jun 24, 2015 19:16:39 GMT -8
With all the sexy in the world wrapped up in one person it was hard living the life of the legend known as Black Fly. Living life was a struggle when chicks was running when he approached because they wanted his eight inch Snickers bar in his pants. The man who would win Dusty Rhodes's Cup was not going to be any of the buttholes that previously entered as they did not hold a candle to Da Fantasy Fulfilla.
[[Black Fly]]: I'm sexy. Who is sexy? I am sexy. I am always sexy and I will provide happiness to chicks across the world who wants it.
Black Fly knew it, and the world would too when the event aired. To show how sexy he as a stripper and gigolo he wore his trademark tear away white vest with the sleeves already off. His arms were bigger than a anaconda from the movie with Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez's bubble butt. With his hands behind his head and thrusting his hips forward Black Fly knew he was raising the divorce rate in California by 3.6% from the ladies salivating and men complaining over his body. His moves so great he won multiple 2AM strip contests across the west coast with his striped pink and white spandex pants. Black Fly was often found standing in front of a mirror admiring his handsome face and big muscles because he worked hard on his body. Black Fly flexed his arms like he was in a bodybuilder competition and it was the point of jealously of a lot to the extreme of Black Fly having to close down his website and deactivate his Twitter and Facebook due to the kind of threatening messages he was getting and also different states trying to serve him with paternity tests. Black Fly was like Johnny Appleseed except apples he gave chicks babies that would grow up to be the president of United States one day and even a famous dancer like their dad.
[[Black Fly]]: So Dusty Rhodes died & I was sad man. I knew Dusty because he was a guy who I modeled my dance game after. His heine might of been a bit big but his heart was even bigger! Unlike Matthew Ward I will not cry because Black Fly don't cry, he just sly. So sly that he's gonna enter this tournament and win it and make sure to wear a polka-dot thong and shake my booty for Dusty!
Black Fly did a hip dance that once again raised the divorce rate in California. He knew that he could destroy a lot of lives but he didn't care because it was his job to entertain beautiful baby dolls, even the fat ones that eat too much hamburgers without pickles in them. Sometimes he would order hamburgers with no sesame seed bun because his buns was enough, it jiggled to send the ladies to a giggle. With the money he won from settling out of court with the producers of Magic Mike the story of Black Fly's life, he had a whole closet of gear he would use to drop panties and eat candies.
[[Black Fly]]: I'll tell you what I'm going to do with Dusty Rhodes's cup. I'm going to sleep with it! I'm going to dance with it! I'm going to introduce it as part of my one man show where I send shivers down the spine of even Russian broads who have ice in their bodies but are total hotties! See baby, Black Fly gonna take Dusty Rhodes's cup as smelly as it is and turn it from a GGW deal to a world-wide spectacle! It'll be on X-Tube in three days, XVideos in a week! I star in all sorts of videos, but the most important is going to be me making sweet sweet love with Dusty's Cup, and even though it may be sweaty and funky, the ladies will love it like marshmallows with Lucky!
Black Fly had a shiver down his own spine because he felt the presence of Dusty Rhodes and he loved him. Dusty knew that Black Fly would take his cup and wear it with pride and continue on the tradition because face it, there is no other person that is anything close to being The American Dream outside of Black Fly.
[[Black Fly]]: Black Fly's package is a lot bigger than Dusty's but Black Fly's heart ain't even on Dusty's level. So this is dedicated to you American Dream! I'm from Paradise City while you from the loins of a plumber! I'll win your cup and wear it with pride because the rest of these nobodies would just throw it away or donate it to some stupid museum. I will make sure that the gyrating continues, The Black Fly Show will feature Dusty's Cup and I'll be sure to decorate it in fashion, hell I might even have it airbrushed to say "Dream" for you! When it's all said and done baby, I'll make the sacrifice and drink bubbly out of the cup, and when I celebrate victory all the chicks gonna get to see 50 Shades of Black Fly!
Black Fly thrust his hips again showing his loose hips which sent chicks running to the shower to rinse off from the excitement. Black Fly knew when he showed up at Gold Rush he would have to avoid being stabbed by jealous boyfriends and husbands but it is nothing he did not have to do before. He was so sexy and Dusty was sexy too so he had to win Dusty's Cup and wear it with pride. Black Fly would MAKE IT RAIN on these buttholes and show them his package from the top rope all as he'd shake his butt and show people how to entertain hot women with big boobs and nice hair with French-Tip nails and dimples on their face. Black Fly was a legend and Gold Rush and GGW would see that. He was going to quickly become GGW's #1 Earner with tips and merchandise sells because face it little boys wanted to be cool with Black Fly gear and women wanted to see their men in Black Fly thongs hoping that their package and butt looked as good as his.
[[Black Fly]]: I'm sexy. Who is sexy? I am sexy. I am always sexy and I will provide happiness to chicks across the world who wants it.
Black Fly knew it, and the world would too when the event aired. To show how sexy he as a stripper and gigolo he wore his trademark tear away white vest with the sleeves already off. His arms were bigger than a anaconda from the movie with Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez's bubble butt. With his hands behind his head and thrusting his hips forward Black Fly knew he was raising the divorce rate in California by 3.6% from the ladies salivating and men complaining over his body. His moves so great he won multiple 2AM strip contests across the west coast with his striped pink and white spandex pants. Black Fly was often found standing in front of a mirror admiring his handsome face and big muscles because he worked hard on his body. Black Fly flexed his arms like he was in a bodybuilder competition and it was the point of jealously of a lot to the extreme of Black Fly having to close down his website and deactivate his Twitter and Facebook due to the kind of threatening messages he was getting and also different states trying to serve him with paternity tests. Black Fly was like Johnny Appleseed except apples he gave chicks babies that would grow up to be the president of United States one day and even a famous dancer like their dad.
[[Black Fly]]: So Dusty Rhodes died & I was sad man. I knew Dusty because he was a guy who I modeled my dance game after. His heine might of been a bit big but his heart was even bigger! Unlike Matthew Ward I will not cry because Black Fly don't cry, he just sly. So sly that he's gonna enter this tournament and win it and make sure to wear a polka-dot thong and shake my booty for Dusty!
Black Fly did a hip dance that once again raised the divorce rate in California. He knew that he could destroy a lot of lives but he didn't care because it was his job to entertain beautiful baby dolls, even the fat ones that eat too much hamburgers without pickles in them. Sometimes he would order hamburgers with no sesame seed bun because his buns was enough, it jiggled to send the ladies to a giggle. With the money he won from settling out of court with the producers of Magic Mike the story of Black Fly's life, he had a whole closet of gear he would use to drop panties and eat candies.
[[Black Fly]]: I'll tell you what I'm going to do with Dusty Rhodes's cup. I'm going to sleep with it! I'm going to dance with it! I'm going to introduce it as part of my one man show where I send shivers down the spine of even Russian broads who have ice in their bodies but are total hotties! See baby, Black Fly gonna take Dusty Rhodes's cup as smelly as it is and turn it from a GGW deal to a world-wide spectacle! It'll be on X-Tube in three days, XVideos in a week! I star in all sorts of videos, but the most important is going to be me making sweet sweet love with Dusty's Cup, and even though it may be sweaty and funky, the ladies will love it like marshmallows with Lucky!
Black Fly had a shiver down his own spine because he felt the presence of Dusty Rhodes and he loved him. Dusty knew that Black Fly would take his cup and wear it with pride and continue on the tradition because face it, there is no other person that is anything close to being The American Dream outside of Black Fly.
[[Black Fly]]: Black Fly's package is a lot bigger than Dusty's but Black Fly's heart ain't even on Dusty's level. So this is dedicated to you American Dream! I'm from Paradise City while you from the loins of a plumber! I'll win your cup and wear it with pride because the rest of these nobodies would just throw it away or donate it to some stupid museum. I will make sure that the gyrating continues, The Black Fly Show will feature Dusty's Cup and I'll be sure to decorate it in fashion, hell I might even have it airbrushed to say "Dream" for you! When it's all said and done baby, I'll make the sacrifice and drink bubbly out of the cup, and when I celebrate victory all the chicks gonna get to see 50 Shades of Black Fly!
Black Fly thrust his hips again showing his loose hips which sent chicks running to the shower to rinse off from the excitement. Black Fly knew when he showed up at Gold Rush he would have to avoid being stabbed by jealous boyfriends and husbands but it is nothing he did not have to do before. He was so sexy and Dusty was sexy too so he had to win Dusty's Cup and wear it with pride. Black Fly would MAKE IT RAIN on these buttholes and show them his package from the top rope all as he'd shake his butt and show people how to entertain hot women with big boobs and nice hair with French-Tip nails and dimples on their face. Black Fly was a legend and Gold Rush and GGW would see that. He was going to quickly become GGW's #1 Earner with tips and merchandise sells because face it little boys wanted to be cool with Black Fly gear and women wanted to see their men in Black Fly thongs hoping that their package and butt looked as good as his.