Post by LC Babay! on Jun 25, 2015 11:49:30 GMT -8
LC: D'awwww shizz babay,, Tha LC's back in tha ring! Who's LC facin'!? Looks like it's a buncha cool-cats for dat Dusty Rhodes Memorial Cup, yo! OOOOWW!
He grabs his crotch and spins.
LC: I know a lotta ya got a real mean streak goin' on! Tha big bad Showtime! Doggy Bag Wolf Parker! Small Eyes Burai! That Sin City Kid, Tony Rich! And of course that Cochedda babay! Ya know what they say: once ya go Cochedda it don't get no betta. An' a new cat, Tha Black Fly! Y'all seen my fly swatter 'round? Been missin' for about a week and it'd be useful right about now! D'aaw shizz babay! Doggy bag has been all angry, small eyes talkin' bout kickin' folks, Showtime talkin' 'bout doin' it for tha dream! Tony Rich bein' back like "BAM! I'm here nigga!" But y'all need to chill, ya dig? Deep breaths an shizz! I mean, who do these cats think they are? Comin' ta the ring ta face ol' LC. Nigga please! Y'all gonna get in that ring an it's gonna be like WHAM! BAM! Thank Ya Ma'am 'cause ol' LC's gonna be PIMP Slappin' the taste right out of yo mouth before you can even say DAAAYYUUUM! An everybody's gonna be like OH SHIZZ NIGGA YOU JUST GOT PIMP SLAPPED! See, I can tell the future, ya dig? An that's the skinney. Now ya could just save yaself a whole lotta trouble and just be like "Oh no, LC, I just can't do it! I don't wanna get slapped! I give up!" an ol' LC may just take a little bit a pitty on ya and let ya go with maybe only one or two smacks. PSYCHE! Man, that'd be bogue. Comin' up ta LC an beggin ta not get smacked just to get smacked... sure would be funny though!
LC nods with a big smile an paces, jivin' around the room.
LC: I tell ya what though! Bein' in tha GGW is Far-Out! Too bad there ain't many ladies goin' WHOOOO! I mean come on! I know y'all gonna be sore an shizz 'cause Showtime's got that banged up shoulder and stuff, ya know? It's cool tho brotha, 'cause if Droopy an company decide ta get in the ring, LC's gonna be all like BAM! Pimp slap tha taste outta they mouths. But y'all thinkin' ya gonna beat Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha, just Dream On, Man! You're a cheese-eater man! A putz fo sho, ya dig? But once Tha LC steps up in that ring an that bizzell ring a dings oooh man, it's gonna be cool-city! Hang.. hang on, I gotta call my momma!
*ring ring*
Momma LC: Hello? Is that you baby?
LC: Hex yeah it is, Momma! It's LC babay! I gots a match momma! My first one in tha GGW Dub! I'm in Cali momma!
Momma LC: Oh that's great honey! Who are you facin'?
LC: A buncha guys, momma! It's for a Dusty Rhodes cup since he passed an all, god bless his soul. There's some bad cats here, momma!
Momma LC: Gonna beat him, honey?
LC: You bet, momma! It's gonna be all like WHAM, BAM, SHAZAM! Ya dig?
Momma LC: Oh I dig, honey. I bet they a buncha regular cheese weasels, ain't they?
LC: Hit the nail on the head, momma! But it's allll goood! I'mma beat them, momma! I'mma beat them good!
Momma LC: That's great, honey. I'll make sure to watch. Love ya honey!
LC: Love ya too, momma!
*click*
LC: Talkin' ta momma LC is always gas! So yeah, be ready y'all! Y'all gonna get bent, it's gonna get real 'cause it's been black saber since the get-go nigga! AAAAOOOOW!
LC spins and does a crotch grab like this
LC: BLACK SABER BAYBAY!
LC: BLACK SABER BAYBAY!
